Hey Snackers,
Cue the carbo-load.
Amazon headlined a Wheaties-worthy serving of earnings reports Thursday (fun fact: Today's Snacks stories are 2/3 Seattle-based). Now look for America's first GDP report for 2019 arriving before the weekend.
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Weird consistency... Four quarters in a row Amazon has set record profits and slowed its revenue growth — Having already Primed most Americans and lots of Europeans, growth is bound to slow. Investors were glad it's wringing more profit juice from every eBuck. Here's how the money math worked out last quarter:
Strengths, weaknesses, and teases... Investors weren't overly impressed or upset. So they nudged shares up half a percent higher.
AWS is still profit puppy #1... Amazon started building cloud services (aka renting out computer storage/power) back in '06. Few companies today don't use cloud, and most use Amazon Web Services (Apple pays Amazon $30M per month on it). AWS profit just hit $2.2B — Almost 2/3 of Amazon's total. Microsoft and Google are slowly catching up, but Bezos should promote the palm reader who helped him greenlight AWS 13 years ago.
No room for milk... Starbucks shares overflowed to a record high after its earnings report. We were most interested in potential drama behind its latest loyalty program changes. But Starbucks first shared some personal updates:
Remember February 2016?... We do. Starbucks tweaked its reward points from per-visit to per-dollar-spent perks. People vented. Aggressively. This month, Starbucks tweaked the program again — Drama-free this time. Participation jumped 13% from last year to 17M members.
The future of rewards programs is smaller perks but more often... Airlines are doing away with biz class upgrades, offering drink vouchers instead. Looking at Starbucks' new program, it's the same thing — Rewarding you more often with smaller gifts. Here's the system that keeps us just caffeinated enough:
Smaller perks. More often.
No white fence, Golden Retriever, or Buick Skylark... Walmart's got something totally different going on in Long Island's Levittown (literal home of the suburbs). Thursday, it revealed its "Intelligent Retail Lab," aka IRL. In real life, this is an artificial intelligence-powered superstore of the future.
If you don't like FaceTiming... you'll hate this place. It's a spinoff of Walmart's "Store Number 8," the top-secret innovation lab where it's been cooking up ways to stay competitive against Amazon.
AI: Helping humans or replacing them?... Both. Amazon's taken a more openly anti-human approach with its person-free and cashier-less Amazon Go stores. Walmart claimed yesterday its AI helps humans operate more efficiently. That's a feel-good, PR-friendly take on how Walmart's handling the question of the century.
Disclosure: An author of this Snacks owns shares of Amazon.