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We're not feeling the hate. The Dow jumped 141 points Tuesday as US negotiators head to Beijing to chat Trade War and work on the relationship.
Surge pricing?... Doesn't stop Uber from spending $3.1B on "the Uber of the Middle East": Careem. The deal had leaked before — Tuesday's surprise was that Uber closed it just weeks before it plans to go public. Most companies would be focused on their IPO right now. Uber's not most companies.
Let someone else drive... That's been Uber's go-to move abroad. It's buying 100% of its regional rival Careem, but typically it invests in just a percentage of its competitors so they can keep running their own company. This way if a competitor wins, it wins. And a bunch of Uber copycats copy that same strategy:
International is Uber's differentiator... With Lyft about to IPO Friday and Uber aiming for April, both are about to become available to public investors. Uber's not just bigger, it's also more internationally sophisticated. It's studied abroad plenty, so an investment in Uber could be exposure to Earth-wide ride-sharing.
FYI, Careem is The Middle East's biggest tech startup sale ever — Here's what Uber's Iranian-born CEO emailed Uberites about it.
Let. There. Be. Lawyers... The SD-based chip company Qualcomm just won a major court ruling that Apple's illegally used its tech in iPhones. Without paying for it. At all. The Qualcomm/Apple relationship's been awkward since Apple left it for Intel a few years back.
Reminds us of Pied Piper... The algorithmic thing from TV's Silicon Valley is freakishly similar to what Qualcomm's patented. Nobody understands it, but it makes tech work better. And Apple's guilty of using Qualcomm's "inventions" that speed downloads. The judge's rec? A ban on selling iPhone 7 and 7 Plus (and maybe more).
Qualcomm's patent trolling Apple hard... This is the third major ruling in favor of Qualcomm, as China and Germany already said Apple did Qualcomm wrong. There are 2 ways to look at this:
We let the judges judge.
Awkward... Shares of Bed Bath & Beyond surged 22% for their best day in a decade. But that's all because activist investors (funds who own 5% of the chain) want to replace the CEO and 12 board members. All of them. Fresh start. The stock's down 80% since 2014, so they're staging a corporate intervention. And they got personal (our favorite quotes):
Not enough "Bed" and "Bath"... Too much "Beyond." The activist investors simply think the destination for newly cohabitating couples has lost its focus. So they want it to make 2 moves since the competition is cheaper (Homegoods) and more convenient (Amazon):
Time to "pull an Olive Garden"... Activist investors came in and replaced the board of the pasta chain's parent in 2014. The old leadership didn't add salt to the pasta water. The new leadership does. And shares are up 150% since then. Now activist investors want the same turnaround-style renovation at Bed Bath & Beyond.