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"It even lays eggs"... That's the fake final line to Tyson's fake chicken announcement. America's biggest meat company officially rolled out "Raised & Rooted — Nuggets Made With Plants!" It's a direct shot at Beyond Meat, the faux-"meat" pioneer whose stock is enjoying one of the best 6-week starts in history (up 464% since its May 2nd IPO). Tyson used to be an investor in Beyond, now it's imitating it.
It really looks like a chicken nugget... but there's no chicken. It's a mix of pea protein, egg white, bamboo (not just a panda thing), and golden flaxseed. That's the vegetarian option. Its reduce-tarian product is the "Blended Burger," which still has some beef, but it's diluted with some veggie stuff.
Can anyone make meatless meat?... The race is on to whip together some plant by-products in a bowl and somehow make it sticky enough for a respectable burger patty. Here's who's getting in besides Tyson and Beyond:
Need new website, logo, and data entry?... Fiverr knows a guy. The “freelance marketplace for the lean entrepreneur” is a platform connecting growing companies with freelancers — Gig workers for 200 categories of services, from SEO to resumé reading/writing (picture Uber, but for graphic design instead of a ride). While shares surged 90% on its IPO, we side-hustled some Fiverr facts:
Fiverr's got 1 career weakness... Benefits. Technically, the freelance writer who Fiverr connects to Startup X to write website copy is an "independent contractor." If new laws and regulations start requiring gig workers to earn full-time employee-style benefits, that could hurt freelance hiring. And Fiverr knows it.
The gig economy is two economies — Not one... Fiverr has focused on creative and professional services, like similar freelance connector Upwork (it IPO'd last year). Uber and Lyft target more functional jobs, from driving cars to dropping off gyros. The existential question: Is there room for multiple middlemen to own these two separate gig economies?
You are the wind beneath my wings... That's the message from Saudi Arabia to HSBC whenever it needs a big bank, according to the WSJ. Founded in Hong Kong and now HQ'd in London, HSBC is a banking beast (#7 globally). And despite Saudi Arabia's 2018 killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi and its controversial Yemen war, HSBC is standing by.
$65M in banking fees over two years... That's how HSBC is being rewarded for its loyalty. Since the Khashoggi murder, many banks and corporations have cut off business with Saudi Arabia. HSBC has turned its head and opened up its wallet.
Higher risk = higher potential reward... Banks are in the business of calculated risks. There are conventional risks and unconventional ones, and HSBC is showing it's willing to take on both to make some $$$.