Hey Snackers,
New game: Match Facebook's new quasi-rainbow logo colors to the apps that it owns. Go.
Markets climbed to fresh record highs on a heavy Monday serving of earnings. The top 2 were ugly (more on that below).
Protect this house... from a federal investigation. While Under Armour was busy wicking sweat, the WSJ discovered that SEC investigators are questioning people at its Baltimore office about its accounting practices. The question is whether UA shifted around numbers to strategically make sales appear stronger than they really are.
Coach always said "Talk is cheap"... Except when it reveals fundamental issues about your business. Take these 2 soundbites from Under Armour's earnings call:
Under Armour stock plummeted 18% because its core biz is the real issue... While your wardrobe trended athleisure, Under Armour doubled-down on more "ath," less "leisure." CEO/founder Kevin Plank just gave up his role to become the brand chief, dedicated to make Under Armour even "louder." Now we're seeing how that injures UA:
Losing $543K per hour... Think about that. One time you lost nana's birthday check and you were inconsolable. Uber just told investors everything about its 3rd quarter, but it's hard to not focus on the $1.2B it lost. After losing $5B the previous quarter (that was higher because of one-time IPO costs), Uber's on pace to lose $8B this year. $8 billion.
It's Uber vs. Everybody... Investors piled into Uber for years with the hope it would become like Amazon — an unstoppable giant — but for transportation. In reality though it has enemies. Everywhere:
Uber prefers you look at its sales growth instead... If you do, you're impressed by rides (revenues up 20%), Eats food delivery (+71%), and Freight (+81%!). Here's the problem: Uber's paying for all that growth. Competition forces it to dish out discounts and promo codes Oprah-style. So it's pledged to change things... in 2 years:
Disclosure: Authors of this Snacks own shares of Amazon
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