Hey Snackers,
A SoftBank moneybag handing out blank checks. Elon Musk's lawyer with view-only access to his Twitter account. "Beyond" + "Your Name" (looks like you but made from plants).
Let us know your best 2019 business-themed Halloween costumes.
Markets rose last week after a hefty serving of earnings reports. More coming this week from heavy hitters in tech, plus the 1st ever space tourism IPO and a Fed decision.
Cancel your plans to see people... Your binging schedule is about to take over all social commitments — Apple TV+ hits November 1st ($4.99/month), then Disney+ takes position #1 in your bookmark manager on November 12th ($6.99/month). But last week we noticed that plenty of these new Netflix rivals will actually be free:
The era of password mooching is over... Mobile phone companies are paying for your streaming. Binge-able content for free is their "promo puppy." Let us explain.
Promo puppies are discounts in disguise... It’s not clear who’s subsidizing the Disney+ account that Verizon offers for free. Is Disney+ giving it to Verizon customers, or is Verizon paying, or something in between? For customers, these promo puppies make you love Verizon and get addicted to Disney+ — both brands win. Discounts have the same outcome, but make the discounted thing look cheap.
New Tesla collector's item... Profits. Shares surged 27% last week after Tesla revealed it made more money than it spent over the last 3 months (Elon's still never pulled that off for a whole year). Plus, that battery-producing gigafactory in China is ahead of schedule, and so is the new Model Y crossover.
Survivor... WeWork stock isn't publicly-traded since it canceled that IPO. At least it's not bankrupt. The injured unicorn that loses $219K each hour was weeks from running out of cash — then SoftBank (a Japanese fund that's the top investor in WeWork) bailed it out with billions of new money. Ex-CEO Adam Neuman walks away with $1.7B, yet employees' options are nearly worthless. If you're keeping score, WeWork's valuation fell from $47B to $8B and now SoftBank owns 80% of it — but it's still in business.
No rest 'till everyone is Primed... Amazon showed investors it'll do whatever it takes to beat Walmart and Target in the shipping wars — like spending 46% more on shipping so your packages arrive in 1 day instead of the old 2 (that hurt profits last quarter). Then the Trump Administration crowned Microsoft winner of its coveted $10B Defense Department deal — Amazon was in line to win the contract until politics got involved (the President's not a fan of CEO Jeff Bezos).
Hoodie formal... Mark Zuckerberg tossed on a tie and visited Congress to defend Facebook's Libra cryptocurrency. We learned how he's pitching Libra (to help the world's un-banked) and how it'll make money (the ability to "buy with Libra" would let Facebook charge more for ads). Zuck's biggest surprise: He won't launch Libra unless US regulators OK it, which may not happen. Then Friday he unveiled Facebook's new news tab, which finally pays news agencies directly — but only 30M of Facebook's 2.6B users are expected to use it.
Disclosure: Authors of this Snacks own shares of Beyond Meat, Lululemon, and Tesla.
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