Hey Snackers,
The 2020 simulation took a sweet turn when chocolate snow started falling over a Swiss town (claaassic Swiss town headline). A ventilation mishap at a Lindt factory made powdered cocoa rain from the sky. Tomorrow's forecast: cloudy with a chance of Swatches.
A surprisingly high 1.1M people filed for unemployment last week. The week before, jobless claims dropped to below 1M. Stocks ticked up despite the bummer.
Way harsh, Tai... Verizon just trolled itself by saying cable bundles no longer make sense. But it came ready with a self-improvement strategy: a sweet Mickey deal. Verizon is offering the entire Disney streaming bundle (aka Hulu, Disney+ and ESPN+) for free to some premium wireless customers.
Just wanted to stream Hamilton... Verizon's cable biz is dying because streamers like Disney+ and Netflix are thriving. The cord-cutting frenzy wasn't lost on Verizon, so it decided to disrupt its own cable business:
Not all bundles are created equal... but they're all meant to reduce churn. You're less likely to cut your relationship with a company if it's offering you 5 services at bundle price (even if you only care about 3). But cable has clearly lost its sex appeal, while streaming is at peak hotness. Verizon isn't the only telecom splurging to offer streaming for free: T-Mobile gives away Netflix and Quibi and AT&T ships HBO Max. It's customer retention strategy, binge-edition.
Nutella might get pricier... The value of the US dollar is sliding (aka depreciating) relative to other currencies like the Euro. Say a jar of Nutella costs €1. A year ago, €1 equaled $1.10. Today, €1 = $1.19. You're spending 9 cents more to nab the same jar of Italian decadence. The value of the dollar has fallen to its lowest level in over two years, and it might keep sliding.
Beware the kryptonite... Like that friend who immediately Venmos you, the US government has never missed a debt payment. That has allowed it to borrow trillions at near-zero interest rates (shoutout US Treasury bonds). But depreciation threatens the dollar's Superman status. Some reasons why it's happening:
Every dollar has two sides... If the US was a store, it would have a "discount" sign out front. Depreciation makes American goods cheaper for foreigners. That drives up demand for American products and stocks, which drives up stock market prices. If the dollar weakens long-term though, that could mean higher inflation, higher interest rates, higher taxes, and less global power for the US. China wouldn't mind snagging the dollar's Superman cape.
Disclosure: Authors of this Snacks own shares of Alibaba
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