Hey Snackers,
Say yes to that extra $2 protein shot for whatever you're breakfasting with.
Investors are carbo-loading up for the biggest week of earnings yet — Facebook, Tesla, Amazon, and Alphabet are all on deck.
Tinder is making the first move... It's finding a way around the app store “tax” that Google charges. To get premium features like "Tinder Gold" (Super Likes, read receipts, and other aggressive dating tools), you pay with your credit card on file through the Google Play store — and Google takes a 30% cut (it's similar with Apple apps). That's a hefty toll. So Tinder will encourage users to go around the app store and pay it directly. Shares of Tinder-owner Match jumped 5% on the plan that sneakily avoids Google's 30% fee.
Hakuna matata... Disney entertained itself with two fresh records over the weekend: The Lion King's $185M haul in North America was the best opening weekend for a Disney remake — and then Avengers: Endgame finally passed Avatar as top grossing hit ever — $2.789B worth of movie tickets sold. With another Star Wars coming (shocker), Disney's on pace to earn $9B at the box office this year (which would also be a record).
Big banks are the window to your wallet's soul... Spending on Citi credit cards jumped 8% last quarter while splurging on JP Morgan cards popped 11%. Goldman Sachs wants in on that consumer spending so badly that it has invested $1.3B on its retail banking project "Marcus" (and a new credit card partnership with Apple hits this summer). In a world of volatile markets, interest rate uncertainty, and a trade war, your savings, checking, and credit accounts are banks' warm and fuzzy blanket.
Narcos Season 3 was bad... This was even more painful. Netflix suffered its worst earnings miss ever after US Netflix subscribers actually decreased by 126K in the past year. Netflix simply didn't pump out enough headline original content over the last three months to entice new sign-ups. Plus, the monthly price rose by 2 bucks over the quarter. And now it's about to lose Friends and The Office, its 2 most popular shows.
Can't blame gluten... Blame delivery. Domino's plummeted 9% on word that sales only rose 3% last quarter. The CEO blamed the slowdown on competition from "3rd party delivery aggregators," aka DoorDash, Uber Eats, Postmates, and Grubhub. He mentioned them 19 times in the earnings call as the apps open up your delivery palette to non-pizza options.
To quote LL Cool J... Don't call it a comeback. iHeartMedia had $20B of debt and its last playlist ended in bankruptcy. Now it's been given a 2nd chance by a judge, and its shares just started trading again on the Nasdaq exchange. Its new mission is obsessed with "companionship," aka the daily devotion listeners have to talk radio and podcasts. In addition to concert hosting and sticking ads into the audio you hear, iHeartMedia wants to dethrone NPR as America's top podcast publisher (it's currently #2).
Not a fun number to tally... In addition to scrutiny and lost trust, the safety issues that contributed to two downed planes full of passengers have cost Boeing a lot of money already:
How does that giant number compare?... We took a stroll down the hall of corporate shame to find out.
Boeing's future looks fine... Stock prices reflect future profits, and Wall Street clearly thinks Boeing can dust this one off. The reason is competition (the lack of it) — Comparing Boeing's stock drop to Volkswagen's makes it clear.
Disclosure: Authors of this Snacks own shares of Beyond Meat, Tesla, Amazon, and Volkswagen
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