Hey Snackers,
Just found out a smart closet from Samsung will clean/dry/straighten your clothes. Now please work on the pricing, @Samsung.
Markets inched up close to a fresh record high — then a weekend-long hangover happened. General Motors now faces its 1st labor strike in a decade and then drones hit Saudi oil fields. Happy Monday.
It lived life 2 thumbs up... Unlimited movie tickets for $10/month. MoviePass was truly Netflix, but in-theater. It sounded too good to be true... and it was. Its parent company, Helios and Matheson, officially shut down the all-you-can-eat movie buffet subscription on Saturday after an epic run. Helios shares hit $5,100 at peak MoviePass insanity. Today they're $0.0018.
Let's look back on a short life well-watched...
While you were shuffling your fantasy roster... nearly half of Saudi Arabia's oil-pumping capacity was knocked out Sunday by drone attacks — that means nearly 5M barrels/day of oil won't hit markets. It caused oil prices to jump a shocking 12%, and President Trump said he'll tap America's strategic oil reserves "if needed." US officials claim Iran is behind the strike, but rebels in Yemen publicly took credit.
"Siri, what just happened?"... On Tuesday, Apple unveiled the new iPhone 11: Fancy colors (lotta pastels), 3 hump-creating cameras (one is ultra-wide), and a $1K+ price tag for the pro. But the highlight was Apple TV+: The streaming service featuring Apple's own shows (welcome, Steve Carell and Reese Witherspoon) for just $4.99/month (or free for a year if you buy an Apple device). Your move, Netflix.
Mom jeans have more fun... Turns out J.Crew just filed the paperwork to officially spin off Madewell into a separate company with its own IPO. While J.Crew's sales have slipped, Madewell now makes up the majority of the company's profits. Meanwhile J.Crew's rival Gap is doing the same thing with its jean-wearing dependent, Old Navy — and just announced 800 new Old Navy stores are coming.
Worst major tech IPO of 2019... It's official. SmileDirectClub dropped 28% on its 1st day of trading (we wanted ticker symbol "SMYL" — they went with "SDC"). The ortho-disruptor prescribes clear braces only without a doc meeting you in person, keeping it half the price and length of old school braces — but investors aren't into the look of its losses, which doubled from last year.
Your chased-naked-by-zombies nightmare?... This is Uber and Lyft's equivalent. California's legislature voted that starting Jan. 1, gig workers like Uber drivers would have to be treated as employees, not independent contractors. Uber flat-out said it won't comply, probably because that would disrupt its own business and cause driver costs to rise 20%. Then you'd probably have to pay more for that 5-star Toyota Camry commute.
Do less, Wendy... The breakfast wars are raging and now Wendy's wants to add the most-important-meal to over 5K locations by the end of this year (yes, there's a Baconator and a breakfast burrito option). Here's why the stock fell 11% on the news: It'll actually cost the chain $20M to hire 20K new workers to make the morning shift happen — and Wendy's tried breakfast before ('85, '06, '10). It failed every time.
Disclosure: Authors of this Snacks own shares of Helios and Matheson
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