Hey Snackers,
Authorities have confirmed that snakeskin is not a valid face covering, "especially when still attached to the snake," after a man wore a live snake as a mask. And you thought bandanas were edgy.
The Fed signaled that interest rates will stay near 0 through 2023 to stimulate the economy. We're more likely to borrow, spend, and invest when interest rates are low (think: car loans and credit card bills). Stocks still dipped yesterday.
Antiviral opening weekend... Not in a good way. Two blockbusters dropped this month and the turnout was... underwhelming. First came Warner Bros' much-hyped thriller "Tenet." AT&T's CEO (AT&T owns Warner Bros) had bravely insisted that Tenet would have a theatrical release. The Christopher Nolan mega-flick was delayed three times before dropping at US theaters on Labor Day Weekend. The result:
Stream it?... Disney took a different approach with blockbuster "Mulan." Instead of debuting in US theaters, Disney released Mulan on Disney+ for $30 — good call, since Mulan's global theatrical release was an epic fail. On top of the pandemic, Mulan got hit with a boycott. It has brought in just $38M from theaters but it cost Disney ~$300M.
The world wasn't ready for theatrical releases... yet. Tenet and Mulan's theatrical flops have scared off studios. Now Warner Bros is delaying the “Wonder Woman 1984” theatrical release, and Disney is reportedly delaying the release of Marvel’s “Black Widow.” These films have mega-budgets, and it'll take a mega-turnout to turn a profit — that doesn't seem to be possible right now.
Claaassic Amazon... Amazon couldn’t fulfill its two-day delivery pledge earlier this year during the pandemic shipping surge. Its solution: take over the suburbs. The Zon has already hired 175K new workers during the pandemic. Now it's reportedly planning to open 1.5K small delivery hubs in cities and suburbs across the US.
Out of the many things that Amazon is aggro about... it's most aggressive with delivery times. Amazon will deliver ~70% of its own packages this year from its own warehouses (sorry UPS). Being closer to you means being able to deliver faster. That's more important than ever for Amazon:
This is the next phase of Amazon's domination... Besides Whole Foods, some delivery vans, and annoying Alexa, you don't really see Amazon in your non-digital life. Instead of empty department stores in malls, we could be seeing Amazon warehouses soon. Amazon's digital empire will take a clearly visible form in our day-to-day lives.
Jordan Belfort has left the chat... Wall Street OG Goldman Sachs is known for investment banking and underwriting IPOs (all while smoking cigars in the Hamptons). Its clients are mostly companies, governments, and billionaires — not retail customers like us. But Goldman has been trying to get more consumer-y and #relatable:
Lizzie McGuire has joined the chat... For existing Marcus customers, the Insights tool is a value-add. Once Marcus makes it available to non-customers, it can use it as a growth strategy. Marcus could also leverage the info it gains on your spending habits from linked accounts to target you with other products. Next up on its retail roadmap: checking accounts and investing.
It's the "buy, learn, apply" acceleration strategy... Goldman could've built a tool like Clarity money itself, but buying it accelerated its roadmap to #relatability. Also: Goldman didn't want to build a whole product from the ground up without knowing if it would succeed. Now it's using its learnings from Clarity to launch insights in Marcus.
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