You can't hurry love... No, you just have to wait (until another acquisition target takes the bait). Back in June, Uber had its sights set on a marriage with Grubhub ā until European stud Just Eat swooped in with $7.3B. Now, Uber may be learning to love again with much-smaller food delivery rival Postmates...
Better than going solo... Uber wants consolidation because it needs to reduce the aggressive price competition it faces every day. "Promiscuous customers" have turned delivery into a profit-killing promo code battle. But Uber is not the only suitor courting Postmates' hand...
In a commoditized market, merging is the best shot at profits... Customers aren't loyal to food delivery brands, so profit-burning promos have been critical for one app to stand out from another. But Postmates is barely competing, while Uber is struggling to keep up with DoorDash. Combining operations could allow Uber+Postmates to raise delivery fees and cut costs. We're having Sprint + T-Mobile marriage flashbacks.