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Stocks were mixed to start the week as investors awaited Thursday's December inflation data for hints about Fed moves. Meanwhile, China’s reopening helped boost oil.
Ripe for launch… After seven years of development, Apple could release its mixed-reality headset this year, Bloomberg reported. The device, apparently dubbed “RealityPro,” aims to augment a user’s environment (think: graphic overlays), not completely immerse you in a virtual world, like Meta’s headsets. While the official use cases are still TBD, it could eventually be used for everything from playing games to hosting virtual work events.
Big Tech reality check… Headsets would be Apple’s first new major product category since the Apple Watch — and could position it against rivals like Meta’s Oculus and Sony’s PlayStation VR. But so far it seems as if consumers aren’t going gaga for expensive gadgets to sport on your face. Last year global shipments of VR and AR devices dropped over 12%.
Apple might be bucking a trend… of people trying to be more connected to real-world experiences. Read: less glued to tech. We’re seeing this play out, from the underwhelming adoption of Meta’s Horizon Worlds to Gen Z ditching iPhone lenses for point-and-shoot cameras and even Polaroids. After pandemic years of being cooped up with gadgets, spending on IRL experiences like travel and dining is soaring. But if anyone can make headsets succeed, it could be the company that got the world hooked on its ecosystem of hardware and apps.
Downward dog days… Athleisure icon Lululemon was a pandemic winner as people donned its comfy sets for home workouts and couch chillouts. Lulu’s flexible fortunes continued well after Covid restrictions ended, but its luck might be stretching thin. While Lulu raised its sales expectations, investors had a problem with its profit forecasts:
The mirror cracks… Discounted leggings aren’t Lulu’s only profit-draining problem. In July 2020, when stocks were soaring and athleisure sales were booming, Lulu bought home-fitness startup Mirror for a cool $500M (its first acquisition). Think: a monthly workout subscription where trainers pump you up from a reflective screen (hence: mirror). Lulu’s CEO said that Mirror continues to be a drag on profits and is likely experiencing less adoption than anticipated.
Boom spending is a bust bug… What a company splurges on during healthy boom times can come back to bite it in a downturn (think: buying a BMW when your portfolio’s soaring, then losing your job and still having to make payments). Lulu was far from the only one to make an optimistic splurge in 2020. One example: Salesforce bought Slack for $28B when the good times were rolling. Last week it said it was cutting 10% of its workforce.
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Crypto loves anonymity. Bitcoin's creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, used a pseudonym, and many advocates champion the asset class for financial privacy. That core principle runs headfirst into US-based exchanges' "know your customer" (aka KYC) obligations. Think: regulatory requirements to run customer-identity checks. Now, that tension's come to a head as exchanges are hit with fines and crypto companies spend more on compliance.
Vaxxing: Moderna is considering pricing its Covid vaccine between $110 to $130 per dose when it shifts to commercial distribution in the US (right now, it’s still contracting with Uncle Sam).
Squash: Ant Group founder Jack Ma is ceding control of the fintech titan, whose Alipay app has 1B+ users. Ma criticized Chinese regulators in 2020, and China has cracked down on Ant since (including: canceled mega-IPO).
DCGone: Crypto conglomerate DCG closed its wealth-management division after a bad case of FTX contagion. Its Genesis lending biz is in a spat with crypto exchange Gemini over $900M in frozen customer funds.
McFine: The SEC fined former McDonald's CEO Stephen Easterbrook $400K on charges he misled investors about his 2019 firing. Think: failing to disclose relationships with several employees.
Sacks: Goldman Sachs reportedly plans to shed 3.3K employees this week in its biggest round of cuts ever as layoffs spread beyond tech.
Authors of this Snacks own bitcoin and shares of: Apple, Google and Moderna
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